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priestmahad: hairties: kumagawa: WHY OLD WHITE TEACHERS BE SO QUICK TO LOSE THEY LIVES i would literally fight my teacher if they did something like this I would beat the shit out of his old ass right there in class are you fucking joking.
realgoodtasteporn: i’m still waiting to meet a man who’ll tie me up and fuck me like this. they’re scared when i ask for it in general.. Are you joking, most women don’t like the idea of being tied up. I would tie you up in a second.
thysilvertongue: #THOR’S LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS#YOU MAKE THAT JOKE EVERY TIME #EVERY FLIPPIN’ TIME #ITS BEEN 7 CENTURIES DAD #THE JOKES GROWN OLD
mrshudsoniamnotgay: taco-beldum: gengarinmycar: crustiestmermaid: are-you-a-shelter: fandomsandfeminism: le-sob: Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this Fuck
crustiestmermaid: are-you-a-shelter: fandomsandfeminism: le-sob: Really? Men want to make all these weak ass “women should be in the kitchen jokes” and then they want to pull shit like this Fuck u top chef Canada and ur sexist bullshit A woman’s
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mestizotaako: mestizotaako: youtubers like markiplier and pewdiepie have CHILDREN who idolize them and then still lack ability to understand that what they say fucking matters. You cant make jokes stripping the humanity from people who have already at
jaclcfrost: inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
snakegay: snakegay: like, geez scoob we’re in the Black Lodge! wait what the fuck i was joking but scooby doo in the black lodge is fucking canon are you kidding me
songofages: rocktherebellion: fuentesfamilyphoto: awaywithdoubt-awakewithfaith: Apocalypse from New Zealand. Looks like things are getting pretty serious. LOL THAT IS PROM LORD OF THE RINGS YOU FUCK ASSES And that joke went right over this one
datcatwhatcameback: traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs: fizzy-jelly: traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs: snorlaxatives: people who make “triggered” or “did you just assume my gender” jokes are so fucking boring like we get it you’re trying as hard as possible
jaclcfrost: you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things like whether they’re
sinnavonsuicide: Fuck off Russia. Nobody like you. Sweden might be scared of you but that’s just because they’re as lame as you are. What a joke.
greatdarknoodleking: adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the fucking universe, sometimes explosions
b-almighty: This is one of the most disgusting fucking shit I’ve ever seen. First of all, you’re making her weight gain look like a joke. You’re making fun of this girl for gaining weight. These are fellow girls and I’m positive a MAJORITY of
fuwa-fuwa-clear: You know, a lot of people are joking about the fact that Noiz took the time to bandage Clear. (assuming it was Noiz of course but that’s the best fit for the situation) But do you know what I see here? Clear being treated the way he
yobootyassgirl: America is a fucking JOKE. Voting for Harambe and Hennessy? Who in the FUCK? How could you be so fucking stupid… like? Those votes could have helped, but instead you did it for some dumbass Twitter/Instagram clout. Now here we are.
padabootay: marinashutup: tastefullyoffensive: The Potoo bird always looks like it just saw something horrifying. [via] ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME THE POTOO BIRD SEES ALL
accio-superwholock: that moment of realization before he says “That’s his name” is my favorite thing he’s like sherlock are you fucking joking you’ve known him how long
egberts: I hate seeing these posts that are like “reblog in __ minutes or your _____ will die” literally what the fuck kind of sick joke is that do you not realize how anxious or nervous or paranoid or worried that could make somebody feel, that
ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults
slimetony: mojav: I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a
unpretty: ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent: bought a really nice looking fountain pen that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a fucking wizard this hero
almighty-shortest:People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go “omg I’m never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰” calm down. They’re 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down
lovemetoinfinity: foreverwholocked: dumpsterfetus: gaksdesigns: “Tearful” by Christina K wow are you fucking joking If you look at the last one it looks like a photo, not a drawing.
etonia: kordova: calling kuzco a princess because he’s whiny and selfish and sassy makes me feel like you think women are inherently whiny, selfish and sassy #basically yeah#this fucking joke just needs to die
punkrockluna: #this is still my favorite scene#because remus just lowers his wand and looks at sirius like#are you fucking kidding you’re going to make a werewolf joke now#really 13 years and they’re still married
captioned-vines: “ Yo, people be like [forced laughter] ,’Oh my god, Cardi, you are so funny. I wonder what it’s like to have sex with you because you’re so funny!’ What the fuck you mean? Do you think I crack jokes every time I feel a stroke
English has few gender-specific nouns, and for many of the ones we do have, a neutral term exists that is often considered more acceptable today (like saying server instead of waiter/waitress). Often these gender specific nouns are title-based anyway.
killmeimadopefiend:naked-yogi: Forever touching myself next to my sleeping lover Probs not doing a very good job with ya then wow are you fucking joking